fistopher:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

I’m just living for the fact that some of y’all haven’t even bothered to contact support to get your blogs unflagged because aside from having a blurred avatar, you can just continue to blog like normal. This site is something else. LOL.

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screenshotsofdespair:

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thebootydiaries:

Me Interviewing a Bird On My Porch: So is it scary to fly in the rain?

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thesnadger:

Every parody of Star Trek TOS: “It appears we’ve once again crossed paths with our old enemy, Emperor Zorblax!”

Every actual episode of Star Trek TOS: “It appears we’ve once again crossed paths with our old enemy…fascism.”

(via mmmthornton)

unclefather:

me: *drinks soy milk*

my butt:

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unclefather:

He was a battle toad she told him skedaddle toad

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